5 steps to secure the maximum amount sleep on Asian flights

1. Remember to pre-pack a legal amount of sleeping pills, painkillers and tranquilisers in your carry on baggage
2. Upon check-in request a seat as far away from screaming children and Koreans as possible
3. Proceed immediately to the nearest airport bar and lubricate yourself with spirits until your final gate call is issued.
4. After boarding the plane assess the people sitting nearest to you and suggest a series of cunning seat swaps to avoid proximity to screaming children and Koreans
5. Once in the air unpack sleeping pills, painkillers and tranquilisers and administer liberally to yourself and/or the screaming children and Koreans in your vicinity